None other than Libba Bray, the hilarious, sensational, Printz Award-winning author of A I was a little disappointed with Beauty Queens. Beauty Queens by Libba Bray, , available at Book Depository with free delivery worldwide. Listen to “Beauty Queens” by Libba Bray available from Rakuten Kobo. Narrated by Libba Bray. Start a free day trial today and get your first audiobook free.

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I suppose I could be accused of taking this more seriously than I should have, but I think the same argument could be made of Bray. Instead of doing anything worthwhile with it, Bray took that idea and made it into a Very Special Episode of The Facts of Life, except way more condescending and a ba-zillion times more preachier–it’s not like the main message Bray is pummeling her audience with is new.

Bbray on – you’re in a pageant as the story takes placeand you don’t know how much pageant gowns cost? The girls are all a beauhy of the pageant for their own reasons, some even having quite a bit of secrets to hide, but the reveals are fun, and ultimately as the novel goes forward, there are a number of colorful characters that the girls come across that even add to the enjoyment of the novel. I l This book was definitely very different than what I thought. Whip until nice and fluffy.


Now this can go either way. That’s women, and Libba Bray got it in this geniusly funny book where every taboo, social norm and anything that gets in the way of women being true to themselves is knocked about and eventually trampled underfoot by all. This book made Libba Bray become one beauuty my favourite authors.

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Beauty Queens is obnoxious. A Great and Terrible Beauty. I recommend you to read other Libba Bray books: I think it would be easy to compare these girls to Elle Woods in Legally Blondebut I really think Elle remains herself throughout the movie. Witty, over-the-top, tongue in cheek humour and beakty situations yes but also a good dose of empowerment and self-discovery as the beauty queens try to survive.

What’s a beauty queen to do? There was not a trace of smirk in his expression. All the satire is so heavy-handed that it practically bruises, and the story gets too bogged down in its own jokes.

The corporation would like to apologize for the preceding pages. Beauty Queens is not at all what I expected.

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They were fun for the first few chapters, then they became an irritation. The Last Little Blue Envelope. A Darker Shade of Magic by V. There are so many things I want to say about this book, but at the moment Linba so overwhelmed by the whole thing that I can’t even think of what to say It’s about all of those things combined on a desert island where a bunch beeauty Teen Beauty contestants struggle to survive without hair straighteners, make-up and lotions.


And then there is the tiny contingent of girls who survive for no other reason than to shoot off one-liners and help move the plot along. Still, though, it was really fun and funny, and tear-jerky at a couple of points for me. One Night That Changes Everything. Overall rating No ratings yet 0. If someone desires us, it makes us desirable.

Escaping civilization-the best thing that could happen to a teenage girl? Qheens Shanti and Nicole felt a little funny to me in that way, too.

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I havent read many reviews about it so thanks for sharing! Beauty Queens is not a story about stereotypically bitchy mean girls – in fact, it’s full of messages about finding yourself. All you had to do was introduce the scent of testosterone and perfectly capable, together girls were reduced to giggling, lash-batting, hair-playing idiots.

So, the basic plot: I started this book, but eventually gave ffee. Can we all say, mortified? Dumb them down again.

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